If only there was something that seemed made for a situation like this. Enter Pig Let by Echino.
Then, add some sand colored sueduecloth and two 16"x16" pillow forms bought on a super sale at Jo-Ann, and you've got these!
These were actually some of the first Christmas gifts that I made, they'll be the last to get wrapped, and one of the first to be given away. I think that's about fitting.
I've got one more last minute gift to make in a hurry tomorrow evening, and then I'm calling it off.